My long time cultists will remember that I was a bit more bloggy about the lunatics of the Right during the Bush catastrophe than I am today. It could hardly be helped, of course, as every news cycle brought a fresh insult to human reason and the White House became a soundstage for the faked [...]

Any fans in beautiful Rochester, NY or the surrounding territories can stop Google Earthing my house, waiting for me to emerge, and simply come to the Boulder Coffee Co. on Alexander St. today and enjoy not merely MY company, but that of Daniel Corsetto (Girls Wioth Slingshots), Nick Guerwitch (The Perry Bible Fellowship), Ross Campbell [...]

McDonald’s, who understands negores so poorly that they once implied that they’d fuck a cheeseburger, has finally  gotten their act together. No more embarrassing PR snafus that make Denny’s look like the Nation of Islam by comparison. McDonald’s has learned that in order to sell its chipotle chicken wraps to a proud people, it must, like the [...]

James Cameron’s latest movie: “Space Marines vs. Fern Gully”. Things your tax dollars paid for in the last eight years: -Throwing people into walls 20-30 times in a row “to make a point.” -Drowning -Threats to rape and murder women and children -Mock executions …And so much more!  Ever had a credit card dispute between [...]