Weapon Brown 82
May 26th, 2009

Weapon Brown 82

 See that glowing green bar at the top of the page? You did that! That is the green glow of success which heralds the return of the long rumored yet rarely seen Weapon Brown T-shirts!

The  T-shirt drive succeed beyond my mellowest dreams, and a flurry of orders this week  put me over the top and then some! The result is that I will be able to order even more of the shirts than I had planned and thus forestall another T-shirt drive for years, perhaps centuries!

I really want to thank everyone who participated (even more than I want to spit on and disfigure those who did not!) You loyal fans and curious noobs will not only receive a  kick ass piece of chestwear, but also a copy of my intensely evil paperback The Great Taste of Deep Fried, which contains (among other delights) the original Weapon Brown story arc, A Peanut Scorned, where the saga began. Read it while you massage your nipples through the cotton of your new shirts, and praise yourselves for a job well done!

On a sad note, for those of you who thought today’s big announcement was going to be other than the success of the T-shirt drive, well…I guess I kind of blue balled ya. But hey! Obaama nominated the first ever Latina to the Supreme Court. That’s kind of a big announcement. You can satisfy yourself with that!

(What’s a Latina anyway? Some sorta hybrid minivan?)

^ 7 Comments...

  1. Jim

    Nice throw, WB! And a Latina is, in her own words, one who is “more likely than not reach a better conclusion” than you, because you are a white male.

  2. Grandpa Joe

    Yes! I get to have my shirt and eat it too!
    …wait…

  3. Paul

    Best news ever! Consider a T-Shirt purchased!

  4. MA

    Sweet! Do you happen to have a guess as to when they might ship? I’m looking forward to showing off the awesome new threads.

  5. JY

    @MA

    I should be getting them from the factory by next Friday, and will ship them out early the following wee…Wait…show them off? No no! These T-shirts must be polybagged with acid free backing boards and kept in a humidity-free environment!!

    None of you were planning to actually wear these, were you?

  6. Rob l

    woohoo about 2 weeks. Cool I will bag and board it and put it by my little red and mint and marcy prints. lol. If i wear it weapon brown will have man boobs and a beer gut

  7. flabajaba2213

    I don’t know about that last panel…the fact that he has hair all the way to the nipple…it’s horrible…it’s like a train wreck, I just can’t look away, yet I am disgusted by it…

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