I seem to have inspired a genre of dystopian newspaper features. I can only imagine what will follow next. Post-apocalyptic Sudoku?   And look what else I have inspired: yet another fan sculpt from the faithful and obviously unemployed Benjamin Hayden. This is Sgt. Beepo, featured in several of my post-9/11 strips. Keep em’ coming, Benjamin! You are turning my inevitable trademark infringement suit into a slam dunk.