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Tee Time

If you have been paying attention to the progress bar at the top of the page, you will see that it has grown steadily since its inception from a tiny crimson minus sign into a turgid red erection, and it is all thanks to you! The Weapon Brown T-shirt drive is moving into it’s final days, with only $100.00 left to raise. You may think this is peanuts to a massively successful cartoonist like myself, but I assure you it is not. I have sold one of every organ I have two of to stay afloat in my career. So don’t let all those YouTube videos of me doing cannonballs into a swimming pool filled with Kristol, then drying myself off with a mink beach towel and slipping into a robe made of sewn-together $1000 bills fool you. That was a one time thing! I’m as broke as a bum with a black hole in his wallet. The good news is, I know I’m going to make it! There’s a few of you who have been on the fence about my fantastic T-shirt/graphic novel combo deal, but you are going to make the right decision and save a lot of lives in the process. Oops! did I imply that I would blow up a nursing home if I didn’t get my way just now? I didn’t mean to. Where do you get these ideas? The drive concludes at the end of May. Make it happen! You know you want to! (and really, thanks.)


  1. BillyRay

    “You may think this is peanuts…”

    Hee Hee…Peanuts…I get it…

  2. rob l

    lets go people mothers day is just around the corner. Think how great she would look in a weapon brown t shirt with a buldging hunk on it. Don’t forget one for yourself as well.

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