Rang in the New Year toasted like a bagel at Lux, a Rochester booze buffet with a patina of devil worship. I watched the ball-drop projected on one wall of the bar, the video not quite synched with the audio (or perhaps it was the weed) which left me uncertain whether there were still five [...]

Wait, wait! I’m still here! Don’t go reading any of my competition just because you haven’t been getting your twice-weekly IV injection of purest action. January 19th is only a week away, and then the adventure begins again! Why not watch some movie trailers while you wait, kinda build up the excitement? Load up on [...]

So Obama’s official presidential photographic portrait has been taken and will soon find itself being saluted in flag officer breakrooms around the country. This is the first ever presidential portrait taken using a digital camera, and America’s megapixel surplus means that we already know more about this president than we ever learned about Bush…or would [...]

Expect the President to start extolling the virtues of nitrogen fueled cars any day now.

It seems odd that I should let the release of George the Worst into history’s loving claws go uncommented upon for so long. After all, for years the cornerstone of Whatisdeepfried.com was the weekly Beepo and Roadkill strip which, after 9/11, primarily concerned itself with the misdeeds of the President and his bolshevik claque.  For [...]

The occasion of the New York Comicon is upon us, as you should all know by now. I’d like to give any fans of mine from the Big Red Fruit a chance to sound off and let me know how much mulled cider I should have waiting for you at the Angry Drunk Graphics booth. [...]