There is a movement chugging through our great land like a mighty locomotive to cast Sarah Palin as the acolyte of a Martian cult of religious CHUDs, the same as was done to Barack Obama during the Reverend Wright-boating campaign, and I want in!

Rev up your Palin phobia with this micro-documentary about how the spiritual kin of She Who Would Be Veep act when they get all liquored up on the Lord. Then cool down on this hilarious sketch from SNL featuring Tina Fey in the role she was born to play.

UPDATE: Things are getting kookier. Palin’s wardrobe does not bode well for peace in our galaxy.