I’ve added a new page to this site to promote my services as a gun for hire in the realm of commissioned comic artwork. Have you been waiting years for an affordable means to acquire a¬†frame-able¬†portrait of a near-nekkid woman with a big, scaly claw? Hop to my commissioned art page! And remember: at Crazy Jason’s, our prices are OFF THEIR MEDDDDDS!!

Not many women can pull off a bikini made of X-acto knife blades.