Archive for January, 2008

Bite Me

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

My girl Eva Hopkins (sweet, sexy, pink…you’ve seen her) is the demoness responsible for writing Image Comics upcoming vampire brat comic Dark Ivory (with art by the insurmountable Joe Linsner). It is available for order in this month’s Previews catalog (available at comic shops), which features an interview with Eva as well. OR, you could [...]

Stinkin’ Ink

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Deep Fried fan par excellence Elka Bong has done the next best thing to purchasing all of my back stock: She has ruined her flesh in my name! Thank’s to Elka’s alcoholism and poor choice in friends, Beepo will be juggling kittens on her shin forever! My only hope is that someday Elka falls over [...]

G.I. Faux

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Hasbro has begun running a series of meta-ironic magazine ads for their classic G.I. Joe masculine indoctrination toys from the 80s. Yes, they have finally caught on to what that snickering over “knowing is half the battle” was all about. (Click the pictures for full size) Retro-hip kind of loses its fizz when the product [...]

Take it to the Matt

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

My boy and America’s sweetheart Matt Taibbi was on the Colbert Report the other night discussing the primaries. Matt’s the smartest voice in campaign coverage, and one of the funniest. View him with eyeballs!!I have also posted a thoughtful essay in my Touch of Ego section about a novel counter-propaganda campaign that anyone can participate [...]

Zig-Zag

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Thanks to the interactivity of the World Wide Web, the “humor handicapped” finally have the means to grasp Ziggy’s desert-dry humor.